charlesxavirs:

in honour of dark phoenix being released i’d like to take a moment of silence for charles xavier’s 80s hair

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thank you for your time

beetledrink:

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carl wheezer research

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chlorine is a refined taste. not all of you have the palette
everybody love me

chefpyro:

rikmach:

chefpyro:

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

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honoraryplantking:

literally every sleep advice pamphlet and website: don’t do things before bedtime! no reading! no video games! don’t watch tv! nothing stimulating at all within two hours of going to bed! :)

me, an adhd: you fools. you buffoons. i can’t even manage one minute without stimulation. i will die before following this advice and that is a threat

personsonable:

badgrapple:

sirlagsalotzzz:

badgrapple:

engzaiedi:

gunsandfireandshit:

ajourneymansjourney:

badgrapple:

*snorts a line* CHRISTIANS SHOULD ALL BE PRO ABORTION. ITS JUST SENDING SOULS DIRECTLY TO HEAVEN *snorts another line*

I’m pretty sure unbaptized babies go to purgatory though

Edit: Or Limbo maybe?

The Pope abolished limbo a few years ago

The Pope ceases the existence of a realm.

The Pope seems like an outdated figurehead until you remember he can create and destroy entire spiritual planes.

Also the Popenis just for Catholics, not Christian’s. Unless we’re clumping those two separate religions together now.

Catholicism is……a sect of christianity……

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toxyy:

sugarydrugsforall:

dustydoodles:

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i painted………………. a boy.

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

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